How Many Animals Can You Fit In A Pair Of Pantyhose
08-ten-2007,08:37 AM #1
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TGIF
Pantyhose quizQ: How many animals tin can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...Set?
Answer:
10 little piggies
two calves ,
1 donkey,
and an unknown number of hares.
And of class one (1) P----
08-10-2007,08:42 AM #two
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Re: TGIF
We have an early leader in the poor taste award. Fred, over to you.
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08-10-2007,08:48 AM #3
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Re: TGIF
We take an early leader in the poor taste laurels. Fred, over to you.
Yous shouldn't berate yourself so much. Who are you to guess the taste of this forum? I guess the WW postings are sunday church.
08-10-2007,08:55 AM #4
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Re: TGIF
Compliments of the apple polisher from Virginia:Subject: Mormon joke
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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flying from London.Later the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed
before him.The flight attendant and then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust. "I'd rather be savagely raped past a dozen whores
than allow liquor touch my lips."The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
likewise, I didn't know we had a pick."
08-10-2007,09:06 AM #5
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Re: TGIF
I think you lot take me disruptive me with George from NJ . . .Nosotros have an early leader in the poor taste award. Fred, over to y'all.
I guess the WW postings are sunday church.
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08-10-2007,09:08 AM #6
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Re: TGIF
[quote I guess the WW postings are sunday church.[/quote]
Well, a few of the "contestants" accept fabricated me believe that there must exist a god...
08-x-2007,09:11 AM #seven
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Re: TGIF
Well, a few of the "contestants" have fabricated me believe that there must be a god...[quote I approximate the WW postings are sunday church.
[/quote]
True just I don't know about the current bunch tho.
08-10-2007,09:15 AM #viii
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Re: TGIF
This is bad enough (simply peradventure too clean) for a Friday Funny:A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After
careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it
safely to his van.However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an obvious fault, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else... Well, I figure I take nada Toulouse.)
08-10-2007,09:32 AM #9
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Re: Italian on the Embankment
How to spot an Italian on the Beach LOL
08-10-2007,09:43 AM #10
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Re: Italian on the Beach
The dude needs this . . .How to spot an Italian on the Beach LOL
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08-ten-2007,09:44 AM #eleven
SBH Insider Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: ii,028
Re: Italian on the Beach
Andy, given the affect that photo could have on one'southward ambition, peradventure you lot should repost it above in the "Diet and SBH" thread.
On an island in the sun we'll be playing and having fun.
08-10-2007,09:50 AM #12
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Re: TGIF
WANNA BET?We have an early on leader in the poor taste honour. Fred, over to you.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweet and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor came
to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.She invited him to take a seat while she prepared tea.
Every bit he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the immature government minister noticed a cut-drinking glass bowl sitting on top of information technology.
The bowl was filled with h2o, and in the water floated, of all things, a rubber!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to conversation.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity near the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me almost this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I establish this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep information technology wet, and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Practice yous know I oasis't had the flu all winter."
"Life is Short, But you lot're Dead a Looooooooooooong Fourth dimension"
08-ten-2007,10:12 AM #13
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Re: TGIF
08-10-2007,10:42 AM #fourteen
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Re: TGIF
I recently visited a new main care doctor. Later on two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.A picayune concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do yous remember I'll live to be 90?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do yous eat rib-centre steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of fourth dimension in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Practise you gamble, drive fast cars, or accept a lot of sexual activity?"
"No," I said. "I don't do whatever of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you lot requite a []?"
08-10-2007,x:45 AM #15
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Re: TGIF
this week was shear hell thanks for the chuckle!!
08-10-2007,02:26 PM #16
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Re: TGIF
Very hot. Fabricated a bundle- right Erik??this week was shear hell thanks for the chuckle!!
08-10-2007,02:30 PM #17
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Re: TGIF
Today it's 65 degrees - 2 days ago it was 95 - weird.this calendar week was shear hell thanks for the chuckle!!
Very hot. Made a bundle- right Erik??
08-10-2007,04:45 PM #18
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Re: TGIF
08-x-2007,09:sixteen PM #19
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Re: TGIF
A swain is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He all of a sudden remembers about an engagement that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his lookout. He searches for someone who could give him the fourth dimension.He sees a zoo keeper continuing next to an elephant. "Excuse me, sir," says the young human "Do you lot know what fourth dimension it is?"
The zoo keeper reaches nether the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, it is about iii:00," the zoo keeper responds.
The boyfriend looks at him in awe, "How did y'all know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right backside you."
I don't take a solution just I admire the problem.
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